A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home, he wanted his wife to see what he goes through and so he prayed, "Dear Lord,I go to work all day and put in eight hours while my wife stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please switch her body to mine for a day, as I take hers. Amen!
So God in his own infinite wisdom granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He cooked breakfast, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, feed them, pack their lunch, drove them to school, came back home, picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaner, went to grocery shopping, drove home and put away the groceries, cleaned the cat's little box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1:00pm. He quickly went to make the bed, do the laundry, swept and mop the floor. Ran to school to pick up the kids. Got into an argument with one of them. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organised to do their home work. Then set the ironing board and watched TV, while he did the ironing. At 4.30pm, he began peeling potatoes and washed the vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chop and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, put them to bed. He's exhausted, and though his daily chores wasn't over, he went to bed and was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaints.
Early morning, he woke up and quickly knelt down by the bed and said;"LORD, I don't know what I was thinking, I was wrong to envy my wife being able to stay home all day. Please let's trade again. Amen! God answered, "Man, I'd like to answer your prayers but the time you made love, you got pregnant, so you have to wait for nine months to change. Respect the woman, she's the pillar of the house.
So God in his own infinite wisdom granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He cooked breakfast, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, feed them, pack their lunch, drove them to school, came back home, picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaner, went to grocery shopping, drove home and put away the groceries, cleaned the cat's little box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1:00pm. He quickly went to make the bed, do the laundry, swept and mop the floor. Ran to school to pick up the kids. Got into an argument with one of them. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organised to do their home work. Then set the ironing board and watched TV, while he did the ironing. At 4.30pm, he began peeling potatoes and washed the vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chop and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, put them to bed. He's exhausted, and though his daily chores wasn't over, he went to bed and was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaints.
Early morning, he woke up and quickly knelt down by the bed and said;"LORD, I don't know what I was thinking, I was wrong to envy my wife being able to stay home all day. Please let's trade again. Amen! God answered, "Man, I'd like to answer your prayers but the time you made love, you got pregnant, so you have to wait for nine months to change. Respect the woman, she's the pillar of the house.
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